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Adele – The Cure For Heart Breaks?

If you have been incited by the talented Adele then you know that this have been a voice that is much needed from the fatigues of autotune and Kesha like “singers.” I missed the singers that pour their feelings out through their voice. But I have one issue with Adele, after hearing her songs I feel worst than before I heard her CD.

The songs leave me thinking of every possible heartbreak I went through and could imagine going through in my life. Which I understand the “song for one big cry” but when you have a full CD with every “big cry” this seems to me a little counter productive.

So is Adele the best medicine for a broken heart? Like all other prescriptions you have to take it in doses. I would not go through a whole CD again, eat the whole tub of icecream, or facebook stalk for months to see if they are dating someone else. Instead go for a run and move on and have some real fun.

Because this is such a short post, I’ve also attached the ever famous 101 list of the benefits of the single life below, enjoy! 🙂

The Big List Of The Benefits Of Bachelorism

1. Everything in your house is yours.

2. You don’t have to hide gifts, receipts, and other purchase records in ridiculous places.

3. If you buy something “yummy”, you don’t have to buy twice as much.

4. The only person you have to dress up for is your boss.

5. Your late nights are all yours.

6. Less stuff to move when you do move

7. One bedroom apartments feel more spacious with only one person

8. You never have to ask for permission to orgasm.

9. Only the doctor can tell you what to eat

10. You decide what to shave and when

11. Valentines day costs less

12. No anniversaries to remember

13. No extra birthdays to remember

14. No extra family to shop for during the holidays

15. No irritating in-laws to deal with

16. You can walk around naked whenever you want.

17. Only your sense of decency has any say about where you leave your dirty clothes.

18. You don’t have to share

19. You don’t have to change your life because someone else has jealousy issue.

20. The only insecurities you have to deal with are your own.

21. Getting that out-of-state job doesn’t hinge on what someone else wants or thinks.

22. The only people complaining about music volume are the neighbors.

23. You can fall asleep anywhere without getting any guff for it in the morning.

24. You don’t have to use the “headache” excuse anymore.

25. You don’t have to worry as much about the “oops, I’m pregnant” factor.

26. The only person who goes through your stuff is you.

27. The only person who sees your inbox is you.

28. More time to spend with friends.

29. You don’t have to live with someone who can’t stand your parents.

30. If you want to go for pizza at 3am, no one stops you or asks you why.

31. You can date more freely.

32. The cute secretary is fair game.

33. The whole wedding mess? Yeah, none of that to deal with.

34. You don’t have to share your closet with anyone else.

35. You always get to watch what you want.

36. You always get to read what you want.

37. You decide when to crawl into bed.

38. You can throw yourself into bed and snore without dire consequences.

39. No one else’s annoying (or disgusting) habits to deal with at home.

40. The only fetishes you have to deal with are your own.

41. You can talk to yourself without people saying “what?” or worrying about your sanity.

42. There are religious benefits, if you’re into that kind of thing.

43. Single people can still adopt, if you’re into that kind of thing.

44. The only annoying friends you have to deal with are your own.

45. You don’t ever have to wonder if you really love the person you live with.

46. There’s only one way to do things- your way.

47. You are the master of the thermostat.

48. The only messes you have to clean up are your own.

49. The only disasters you have to fix are your own.

50. If an argument starts, you can walk away… forever.

51. You don’t have to make excuses for yourself.

52. The whole “old maid” thing is so last century.

53. Dinner can be as simple as a frozen burrito.

54. When you eat, you buy and cook for one.

55. No one else is going to eat your leftovers.

56. No one else is going to raid your stash of sweets (you don’t even have to hide it!)

57. You don’t have to share your bed with anyone.

58. You can even eat in bed if you want to.

59. You can decorate the entire house according to your taste.

60. The only person spending your money is you.

61. Three words: Marriage Tax Penalty.

62. The only debts you have to pay off are your own.

63. Kids with single parents can get more financial aid.

64. Bickering couples are at best a relieving reminder and at worst hilarious.

65. Less pressure about body weight.

66. Married people are fatter on average anyway.

67. Suddenly, it’s okay to look (and flirt).

68. It’s easier to focus on your career and your dreams.

69. You’re the only person who gets to decide if you “need to make more money.”

70. The only mood swings you have to deal with are your own.

71. There are a lot of lonely and violently psychopathic people out there.

72. You don’t have to change your religious beliefs one bit.

73. There are 6.5 Billion other fish in the sea. That’s 6,500 x 1 million. Yeah.

74. Porn is cheaper, easier, and comes in more varieties.

75. The toilet seat only moves when you move it.

76. Cohabitation is legal, fun, and less of a hassle than marriage.

77. You don’t have to deal with someone else’s kids all the time.

78. Divorce is pricey.

79. You don’t have to deal with “compliment fishing.”

80. Fewer minutes spent with a phone attached to your ear.

81. No endless nagging.

82. You never have to answer the phone “right now!”

83. You can drink what you want, where you want, and as much as you want.

84. No doubts or worries about someone sleeping around.

85. Things stay where you put them.

86. You can meditate and have your quiet time when you need it.

87. The only thing whining about not being fed is your cat.

88. You can take out the trash when you feel like it.

89. You can shower or bathe when you want, as often as you want, for as long as you want.

90. You can even leave the door open when you shower.

91. The longer you wait, the better you know yourself, instead of someone else.

92. Children learn how to treat themselves by watching how you treat yourself.

93. A bad relationship is like a lingering knife wound- it continues to ruin your whole day.

94. You can be as eccentric as you want.

95. Your car can be as dirty or unusual or artistic as you want.

96. You decide how long it takes to get ready.

97. Say goodbye to heartache, dumping, and being dumped.

98. You get your weekends for you and your projects.

99. You can be the wild friend with all the really juicy stories.

100. You can still get laid. Maybe even more often. Certainly with more variety.

101. Being single and staying single isn’t selfish. It should be seen as putting your happiness first (Where it should be.)

Loved by millions, featured on countless blogs and even optioned for adaptation into a television series, this newly revised and released “Reasons to Stay Single” features nearly a hundred and forty reasons to stay away from commitment– forever! Whether you’re married, single or just looking for a laugh, this “big list of the benefits of bachelorism” is definitely for you!

Check it out at:
http://www.thunderune.com/2011/05/reasons-to-stay-single.html

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Discussion

2 thoughts on “Adele – The Cure For Heart Breaks?

  1. Her music always make me feel better:) Speaking of great music, I’m also in love with this track from Rebecca Ferguson, she’s a great live performer! http://vevo.ly/Kd9J13

    Posted by Elyse Howdershell | June 10, 2012, 5:35 pm
  2. Great Song! A new favorite! Thank you for sharing!

    Posted by Nova | July 28, 2012, 11:07 am

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